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Opinion| Mark Sidney| Just when you think Joe Biden has hit the bottom and things can not get worse for him … they do. Time after time, after time, after time, after ….
In case the constant in appropriate fondling of children and sniffing of women’s hair…
The comments about kids touching his leg hair, and bouncing on his lap …
Were not enough to question if Joe’s neurons are still firing, the former VP opens his mouth again.
Last night, Mr. Biden was holding an event in Cedar Rapids Iowa. During his time speaking he did it yet again. ‘Say it ain’t so Joe’, ‘Burisma Joe’, ‘Mr Gaffe’ himself, began taking about … spaghetti sauce and forklifts while courting some local Teamsters Union folks.
The Gateway Pundit opined:
This is just bizarre.
John Cardillo is right – At this point it’s just cruel to pretend he’s all there.
At this point it’s just cruel to pretend that Biden is all there:Loading...
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) December 7, 2019
I have a feeling that you are asking yourself the same question that I am right now: ‘what the hell is wrong with Joe Biden’s brain?’
Well, it seems CNS News answered that question, with this story entitled “Brain Surgeon Told Biden He Had Less Than 50% Chance of ‘Being Completely Normal’”
The article states that:
“Biden told the White House audience “they take a saw and they cut your head off” and “they literally had to take the top of my head off.” He also recounted that as he was being wheeled into surgery he asked the neurosurgeon, “What are my chances of getting off this table completely normal?” The surgeon told Biden he had a better chance of living—and that that chance was in the 35 to 50 percent range.
“The only totally un-chartered portion of the universe is the brain,” Biden said in his White House speech. “You know, as we used to say in the Senate, excuse the point of personal privilege here: I had two cranial aneurysms, and they literally had to take the top of my head off. I mean, they take a saw and they cut your head off, and go in to find the artery that is–one was leaking, the other that hadn’t, before it burst.”
I swear to you that I am not trying to be snarky when I say that I do not think Mr, Biden escaped unscathed from his brush with death.
I am not a doctor, not even close, but just from observing Joe I think it is safe to say there is some sort of grey matter ‘issue’ he is dealing with.
Now, it could just be the product of getting older. I’m sure we all know some septuagenarians who are … ‘not all there.’ It is an unfortunate part of life, but it is a reality for a lot of people.
There is just one key difference in this case, most 70-something year olds are not trying to convince us to give them they keys to the nuclear football!
I really wonder if Biden is oblivious to the fact that he is seemingly being set up to the fall guy for all the dirt the previous admin (and likely man establishment Republicans) did in Ukraine and likely elsewhere in the world.
I’m actually starting to feel badly for Biden. The man’s son is running from strip club to strip club, smoking crack and getting things jammed inside him by the ‘talent’, and knocking up the dancers, according to allegations.
You would think he would just disappear one day, retire off to, say Thailand (for obvious reasons), live like a king spending his millions (likely ill gotten) and ‘fade off into Bolivian’ as Mike Tyson famously put it.
Mr. Biden, do everyone a favor, reach out Attorney General Barr and flip on the old gang. I would bet that you can work out a deal where you get to keep all the money to likely stole, you’re son will likely go unscathed, you can help roll up the criminal cabal on both sides of the isle, and restore America to the exceptional city on the hill it once was.
The ball is in your court Mr. Biden.